J Brand!

So, I just bought my first pair of skinny leg jeans, and by God, they sure as hell mean skinny. After spending five minutes slithering into my J Brand Pencil Leg jeans in "Jett" black, there's not a soul in the world who could pry these off of me. Well, quite literally also, but seriously -- these are to die for! They are so skin-tight that they make your legs look as slender as possible, and the black really emphasizes the slimness. Damn right I wasn't going to get any other color; these suckers would have been ruthlessly unforgiving elsewise. They also give the illusion of wearing leggings without allowing the "oh my god, she's wearing a shirt and NO PANTS?!" reaction that so many give Mary-Kate Olsen. After tucking these babies into my satin Louboutin slingback 5-inchers, I feel ready to hobble right into the crowd of Hollywood celebutantes.